Come with me if you want to jive

Deanna. Orlando. Soil enthusiast. them/they.
Fast with the gas. Full of piss and vinegar; blind as a bat.


a guide on how to make me love you
1. buy me food
2. tell me i’m funny
3. tell me i’m hot
4. it’s okay to lie
5. i’m still hungry

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"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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